Before wedding – “you are my heart, you are my love”.
After wedding – “you get on my nerve.”
Before wedding – “you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella. ”
After wedding – “you are worse than godzila. ”
Before wedding – Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I’m stuck with you.
After wedding – Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you.
Before wedding – Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La.
After wedding – You want to go, he says Nanti-la.
Before wedding – She enjoys his looks.
After wedding – She enjoys his cheque book.
Before wedding – Shopping at Sogo.
After wedding – Shopping at Pasar Raya.
Before wedding – She looks like Anita Sarawak.
After wedding – Don’t know whether katak or biawak.
Before wedding – Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring.
After wedding – Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring.
Before wedding – He opens the car door.
After wedding – He opens his mouth and snores.
Before wedding – She / he was your ideal.
After wedding – She / he becomes your ordeal.
So before you decide to get married, beware of the consequences.